Thursday, February 28, 2013

12402: Magadh Express

The last post had left me,S., K., B., another friend and headless-chicken classmate standing in front of the railway station in good time for the train. The mood was chipper, the conversation lively and the air thick with high-fives and fist-bumps.
More people were trickling in every minute, some of them accompanied by parents. Moving, right? That your parents/ guardians should master evening traffic, push past sweaty crowds and board the train with your luggage holding onto very questionable door handles of the medieval Magadh Express, just to kiss you goodbye and wish you good luck. All we had gotten from our parents were nonchalant goodbyes and dont-lean-and-fall-out-of-the-trains. Well, fervent parents and fervid goodbyes are not necessarily a good thing as we would painfully find out in the next quarter of an hour.

Needless to say, stirring farewells were bid, tears were shed, we were told by tearful parents to take care of their little angels ('cause, you guessed it, we look like spear-carrying, giant, horned devils) and we were off...

That was one fun night...The four of us, B. and the friend who had come with us from my hostel (the one  who had and still has a head), lets call her Z.(this friend plays a minor role later into the fortnight) had a set of seats to ourselves. The downside, one little angel was conferred to us by her doting father. It interesting to note here that so doting was her father that initially he summarily refused to let her go on the trip (even though this would mean that she would be disqualified from her degree). Then he talked to our supervisor and agreed, though he insisted on coming with us. Eventually he seemed to resign everything to a higher power and to our good sense because his little princess had none.

Now that little angel has been introduced, I'm going to assign her the letter 'T'. This is short for 'tappal' which is a tortuously sweet take on the word 'chappal' (slippers). Why, you ask, did we so cruelly name this little lute-carrying cherub? Because at a later date when she couldn't find her rhinestone encrusted slippers that went with her similarly adorned clothes (such apt wear for a night journey on a train) she screeched 'meli tappal kahan he' (a diabetically distorted version of 'where are my slippers'). This then became our catchphrase for her; R's imitation of that screech is legendary, I have it on video. Anyway, hence the 'T'.

2 minutes into the journey T climbed to the top bunk. Then she got hungry. Now, T. in her profound acumen and foresight had packed all her belongings in one big bag and stowed it under our seats. This meant that whenever she got hungry or thirsty or wanted to buy all the knick-knacks that vendors bring on trains, one of us would have to pull out her 10-stone bag, get her big box of food, inconveniently large canteen of water or uncommonly fat wallet, hand said item to her and then stow her bag away. She kept yelling shrilly for most of the journey, probably because of her jubilation at finally getting away from her fond father for 15 days.

That night R. slept with a smile on her face. We think it was because she was dreaming of new and wondrous ways of drowning or in other fiendish ways getting rid of T.

S. K. and I played cards all night; we were joined by different people at different hours to complete the set of four. And one point there were 5 of us, so S and I played as a hermaphroditic blob... It was a good night; friends, cards, chips and T. hooting shrilly in the background.

The next morning dawned foggy and crispy. I have a picture of K. coming back from the restroom, nose dripping wet (I strongly suspect that a few drops fell into R.'s cuppa joe). We all had our morning teas and then it was time for everyone's morning constitutionals. This was an exercise in olfactory fortitude and at one point plastic bottles were involved. One of our mates seemed to have left both her sense of smell and her sense of acceptable social conduct at home. She stood in front of the lavatory, calmly cleaning her braces and when she was done, promptly handed her brace-brush to T who stood there clutching it, looking petrified; perhaps it was the smell or perhaps the knowledge that one is holding something, that a few seconds ago was being forced into impossible gaps in another person's braces.

Despite the grungy conditions, the rattling windows and the occasional cockroach, that was one memorable journey. All too soon, we were there and Day One of field trip had officially begun. But its getting late and that one is for another time...

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

15 days and 2 train rides later...

Before we get to the 'later' part, we must begin at the beginning. Well in the beginning, there were the founding fathers of our department who in their infinite wisdom decided to sanction a 15-day field trip as part of the Field Methods course in our fourth semester. This decision was truly wise because for most people, this trip forms the highlight of the course. In these two weeks we learnt more than we had bargained for and definitely more than anything that can be learned in a classroom. There is something about living with a bunch of people for a fortnight in generally grimy conditions; you get an unimpeded view into people's souls.

So we started off on Feb 25, 2011. This trip covers a fortnight and I'll cover it all, in parts. I'll start with the preparations. I remember we had a rather important seminar conference before the trip. During the key note address, I remember nodding along with what I hoped was a sagacious expression on my face while K. and I made a list of necessary things to carry. It had everything from fresh knickers to kajal. At one point I had written UGs (short for under-garment thingies) and K. asked, "ugs, what the hell are ugs?" When I explained, she said, "Oh, I thought they were something like 'mugs'. 'ugs-mugs', you know..." We sniggered for like 5 minutes after that one.

A couple of days later the morning of our momentous trip dawned and with it came K. The plan was to leave together from my hostel. K. hadn't slept the night before. Having dragged herself up two long flights of stairs and one long corridor, I opened my room to her. I read in a Wodehouse that in ancient Greece it was customary to enact those scenes behind the curtain that were likely to arouse great pathos in the audience. Taking that under advisement I am only going to say that K. must have swayed a little on her feet. Encountering my room in a sleep-deprived state after having dragged a suitcase and sleeping bags up stairs is not recommended for the faint-hearted. I think I heard K. take a deep breath and with heroic stalwartness move forward and in one sweep clear my bed. When I came back after taking a bath, she was asleep.

Leaving from my hostel for the station was another exercise in frenzy. I had conveniently forgotten that my hostel warden in her infinite wisdom had decided that everyone leaving the hostel would need gate-passes for luggage. While I had my gate-pass, K. and another friend who also joined us hadn't. I ran around like an imbecile for a while before someone told me that our warden was to be found in the gym. Sure enough, I found her there in a medieval-looking piece of equipment. When I told her my predicament, she gave me an agonizing look (although that may have been the machine) and signed a permit.

 Having extricated ourselves thus, we were to be found standing stupidly in front of my hostel with 9 pieces of luggage between 3 people. Reason, S. hadn't arrived with the cab. He was supposed to pick up B. (the same B. who a year later would lick my spatula and profess undying love for my fiance) and another classmate of ours before meeting us and heading to the station. S. was having his own adventure in the meantime because said classmate was running around like a headless chicken between the two exits of her hostel with a rucksack about three-quarters her height and weight. S. and B. were finally able to capture her and so after a lot of running and yelling and bickering, we were on our way.

We reached the station well in time and soon it was time to board the train. But that's another story and a very important one because these posts are about the two train rides and the fifteen days that lay between them; and it will have to wait for another day...